Sat Nov 29, 2008 Texas Renaissance Festival

"You! Musketeer!" says a highland maiden carrying the largest mistletoe branch I've ever seen.
Uh oh! What did I get myself into now?
"I want chocolate."
"I don't have any," I smile.
"Well, find me some," she orders.
"As you wish," I grin knowing full well that I wouldn't find any in the festival. I wander around for a while when I bump into her once more.
"Did you bring me chocolate?" she asks.
Drats! She remembers me.
"I did not find any," I answer.
"Find two other musketeers to help you." As she says this, she snatches another musketeer who is walking by. "Here, he can help you find some chocolate."
The other musketeer bows and hands her some chocolate, and she almost falls to the ground laughing.